April 8, 2011 in OUT-DATED
So there was this girl I was courting for a while at work. I know I know work relationships always end up in the toilet but I was willing to be the exception to the rule. I figured what could really go wrong right? So, a little back story on the girl. Let’s just call her Lady South. So lady south and I had shared a few pecks in the corners of the office and all I could think was “yessir I am going to lay the smack down”. Sorry but that was the thought process of a 21-year-old man. I had a strong attraction to her or maybe it was just her big southern booty, sweet tea lips and Sunday morning Smile. Oh, I know I mentioned she was from the South but when she told me where she was from I thought she would be from Mississippi but she shocked me by saying she was from Orlando, Florida. Now I know it’s the south (I paid attention in middle school) but I only knew of Orlando from my family trips to Disney and maybe I never encountered any locals because she sounded like she had spent some time making sweet tea and lemonade on a porch somewhere in Mississippi while swinging on a swing attached to a tree.
Anyway, I asked her if she wanted to hang out this weekend and her eyes lit up and immediately started blushing. She said to me “you pick the place and I’ll meet you there.” I was down for the cause and was over the moon for the time I was going to spend with her on the weekend. She also added a twist I was not expecting. She said “Since we might be out late you can stay over my place because I don’t want you traveling alone on the train that late at night”
At the time I was living with the two biggest cock blockers.